Well, it has been a long while, but it is time once again for "Apocalypse Watch: 2012." For those unaware, "Apocalypse Watch: 2012" is where I periodically poke fun at the prepper crowd that has set a timer for our world's expiration. Apparently, our time runs out on December 21, 2012. Well, we are well into May and there seem to be no signs of impending doom. But for argument's sake, let us just say that our time is up in seven months. When Web Bot inevitably gains sentience, turns on its human programmers and destroys the world, what will you do? Assuming your vigorous preparations have kept you alive through the end of the world, what then? I mean a guy has got to eat, end of the world or not.
With our assumption that the world is over, we can also assume that most buildings will be destroyed. That means you have to do all of your cooking outdoors. When you order the Czech mess kit from Keepshooting.com, you will get a military-grade set of pots that will allow you to prepare your potluck right next to that festering pile of corpses. Outdoor cooking has never been so good!
Two pots with folding handles and a lid. That is what you get with the Czech mess kit. It even comes with a lid that doubles as a plate. Of course, you will never be able to sit down to a nice meal when you are constantly looking over your shoulder in an attempt to survive. Either way, you can pick up the Czech mess kit today for $9.95.
