Disregard Females Acquire Currency Morale Patch

Features

1. 3D PVC Rubber Construction — Molded PVC rubber gives the patch a raised, textured surface that resists fading, fraying, and weather.
2. Original Maxpedition Artwork — Features a turn-of-the-century gentleman framed by dollar signs and the bold caption "Disregard Females; Acquire Currency."
3. Overall Dimensions 2.875" x 3" — Sized to fit any standard loop panel on packs, plate carriers, hats, or jackets without dominating the layout.
4. Hook Velcro Backing — Sewn-on hook backing attaches instantly to the loop fields found on Maxpedition bags and most tactical gear.
5. Included Loop Field Sheet — Ships with an additional loop-lined fabric panel for stitching the patch onto non-Velcro clothing or to protect the hook back in storage.
6. Morale-Boosting Statement — A tongue-in-cheek meme classic that telegraphs your priorities at the range, in the gym, or on the job.
7. Easy On, Easy Off — Swap between patches as fast as you can swap loadouts — no sewing, no adhesives, no damage to your gear.
8. Maxpedition Quality — Built to the same standards as the rest of the Maxpedition lineup for long-term durability in daily carry use.