Helisexual Morale Patch - I Sexually Identify As An Apache Attack Helicopter

Helisexual Morale Patch

The Helisexual Morale Patch is a fun way to play the social justice warrior game poking fun at their never ending list of sexual identity options. Or perhaps you just have a special love for the Apache Attack Helicopter?

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Description / Helisexual Morale Patch


  • Show Your Love for the Apache Attack Helicopter and Make Fun of the Left
  • Measures 3" x 2"
  • Hook Fastener Material Sewn On Rear - Ready to Attach to your Jacket or Gear Bag Velcro Field
  • Made from Rubberized PVC - Waterproof 3D Look
  • Available in Urban Camo, Full Color, and Multicam

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Manufacturer Mil-Spec Monkey

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Review by Show them your true nature
If you ever want to strike back against the LGBT act. labels this is it. Stand up and say enough is enough. Silly BUT makes a statement.

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