Helisexual Morale Patch

The Helisexual Morale Patch is a fun way to play the social justice warrior game poking fun at their never ending list of sexual identity options. Or perhaps you just have a special love for the Apache Attack Helicopter?


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  • Show Your Love for the Apache Attack Helicopter and Make Fun of the Left
  • Measures 3" x 2"
  • Hook Fastener Material Sewn On Rear - Ready to Attach to your Jacket or Gear Bag Velcro Field
  • Made from Rubberized PVC - Waterproof 3D Look
  • Available in Urban Camo, Full Color, and Multicam
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Fun little Patch
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I love Patch! Good detail! Nice Quality! Great Fun!
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Four Stars
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My only bad review in years
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Nice product. High Quality. Highest Value
Review by Keepshooting Customer
The patch looks exactly like the photo shows it to be. High Quality Product at a good price. I would definitely recommend it to a friend. The back of the hook Velcro fastener is white. I prefer black. Not sure if that is what all the patches have or not. It is not noticeable and easy enough to replace the Velcro hook with black ones. Great Patch! Great price! Fast delivery!
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Review by Keepshooting Customer
Awesome Patch!!!!! Just bad ass. Picture is an indication. Not a stamped print but actually embossed rubber and raised. Love the little back hooks and loops as they say to be the way to attach on all quality US gear today
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Nice morale patch! Good quality.
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I am pleased with this purchase and will be buying from this site again.
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The coolest patch on this planet! (That said by the coolest person ever) ❤
Review by Keepshooting Customer
❤ ️This patch looks even better in person. The design pops, the velcro is strong and holds it place well. I have a shit ton of patches on my stuff and this is one of my favorites!
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Good buy
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Good material. I ordered two and both were the same
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Fun, unique item
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It's great! Perfect in colors, strong hook on back. Would buy again
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Cool patch, very colorful, great Velcro, worth the price.
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It's a good quality patch, and it was worth the $8 price tag, in all honesty. If you were to take a Velcro square and use it to attach the patch onto something it will definitely hold strong. It has good material and will last a while. Overall, for what you pay, it's a great quality.
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