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Helisexual Morale Patch

Helisexual Morale Patch

The Helisexual Morale Patch is a fun way to play the social justice warrior game poking fun at their never ending list of sexual identity options. Or perhaps you just have a special love for the Apache Attack Helicopter?

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SKU: PATCH-00250

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As low as: $5.50

Description

Features

Helisexual Patch
Show Your Love for the Apache Attack Helicopter and Make Fun of the Left
Hook Fastener Material Sewn On Rear - Ready to Attach to your Jacket or Gear Bag Velcro Field
Made from Rubberized PVC - Waterproof 3D Look
Available in Urban Camo, Full Color, and Multicam
Measures 3" x 2"

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Good looking Patch

Review by Keepshooting Customer

High quality PVC and printing. Good look patch for those PTS belts. Shipping from US to AUS was quick as expected with Prime!

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Fun little Patch

Review by Keepshooting Customer

I love Patch! Good detail! Nice Quality! Great Fun!

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Four Stars

Review by Keepshooting Customer

FUN

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100

Review by Keepshooting Customer

My only bad review in years

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Nice product. High Quality. Highest Value

Review by Keepshooting Customer

The patch looks exactly like the photo shows it to be. High Quality Product at a good price. I would definitely recommend it to a friend. The back of the hook Velcro fastener is white. I prefer black. Not sure if that is what all the patches have or not. It is not noticeable and easy enough to replace the Velcro hook with black ones. Great Patch! Great price! Fast delivery!

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Bad-ass!

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Awesome Patch!!!!! Just bad ass. Picture is an indication. Not a stamped print but actually embossed rubber and raised. Love the little back hooks and loops as they say to be the way to attach on all quality US gear today

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Nice morale patch! Good quality.

Review by Keepshooting Customer

I am pleased with this purchase and will be buying from this site again.

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The coolest patch on this planet! (That said by the coolest person ever) ❤

Review by Keepshooting Customer

❤ ️This patch looks even better in person. The design pops, the velcro is strong and holds it place well. I have a shit ton of patches on my stuff and this is one of my favorites!

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Good buy

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Good material. I ordered two and both were the same

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Fun, unique item

Review by Keepshooting Customer

It's great! Perfect in colors, strong hook on back. Would buy again

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Cool patch, very colorful, great Velcro, worth the price.

Review by Keepshooting Customer

It's a good quality patch, and it was worth the $8 price tag, in all honesty. If you were to take a Velcro square and use it to attach the patch onto something it will definitely hold strong. It has good material and will last a while. Overall, for what you pay, it's a great quality.

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I don't have an "attitude" I have an "asshole filter"

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Love it. I put it on a safety vest and get a kick out of all the "attitude" comments. Great patch.

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Awesome. I really like it

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Really cool patch. Highly detailed and really well made. The quality was really good. I was not expecting the colors to be as bright as they are, which I think is awesome.

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Nice

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Nice quality.

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Good!

Review by Keepshooting Customer

My dog is the coolest. And yes he's a she but she's the one doing all the fetching. Also super fun product and great brand! Def would recommend

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Quality

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Great quality patch and is the perfect gym joke!

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Great quality

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Excellent material and very nice size.

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Five Stars

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Very good!

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I ordered two one came perfect the other one looks damaged

Review by Keepshooting Customer

The sewing is uneven but my husband still likes it

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Great

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Love this patch

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Awesome !!! Exactly as expected. Well worth the money.

Review by Keepshooting Customer

High Quality rubber patch. Perfectly crafted. Looks perfect.

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Looks good

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Good stitching

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Love it! Perfect patch

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Love it! Perfect patch for our aging service dog who doesn't always remember commands and how to walk. He still feels special when I slap it on his vest, haha! Good quality, good stitching, looks good.

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Looks great on car window.

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Looks great on car window. Sticks great and is durable. Love it. Would recommend it to others.

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As expected, fun and pretty!

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Nice, vibrant color, clear definition of image. Fun! Good on my MaxPrep Tactical Bag! Not sure I'd want it too high profile but for this price I don't care if it's velcro'd to the world around me! It just gives a chuckle when people see it. For sure going to keep it there. A bad ass patch, not the sort of thing you see on daily driver equipment! Good fun.

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Nice Patch.

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Very good product! Arrived in good time! Very good seller! Thanks. A lot.

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Great product! Fast delivery!

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Purchased for 13 year old boys bug out bag and for backpack. Will buy again from this seller. 100 %

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Great gift for dog lovers!

Review by Keepshooting Customer

I love this for myself but also gave it as a gift for my best friend. He’s very military so this is a nice representation for what our jobs are in our line of work. High-quality material and makes a funny conversation! ????

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Exactly as described

Review by Keepshooting Customer

Came on time with exactly what I ordered! Great item and perfect seller. I would order from them again and recommend them to others! Thanks!

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I got this a lot!

Review by Keepshooting Customer

I really liked it, was exactly as advertised!

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