Helisexual Morale Patch

Apache Helicopter Patch

The Helisexual Morale Patch from Mil-Spec Monkey takes one of the longest-running jokes in military and gaming circles and puts it on a patch. A white front-on silhouette of an Apache attack helicopter sits above the line "I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter," set on a bright blue field. Morale patches are the unofficial side of kit. They go on packs, caps and plate carriers to show a sense of humor, and this one suits anyone who has heard the joke and still laughs at it.

Features

• Molded PVC Construction — The patch is molded from flexible PVC rubber rather than embroidered, so the design has raised, crisp edges and won't fray.
• Apache Silhouette Artwork — A head-on view of the AH-64 shows the rotor, stub wings and hanging stores in clean white relief.
• Full Joke Text — "I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter" runs across the bottom in bold capitals that stay legible at a distance.
• High-Contrast Colors — White artwork on a saturated blue background makes the patch easy to read on dark packs and gear.
• Stitched Border — A sewn line runs around the raised outer rim, following the rounded corners.
• Rounded Rectangle Shape — The softened corners are less likely to catch or peel up at the edges than square-cut patches.
• Mil-Spec Monkey Design — The patch comes from a company that has built its name on morale patches for the tactical and outdoor crowd.

Built By Mil-Spec Monkey

Mil-Spec Monkey designs and produces its own patches, and this one follows the company's usual approach: molded PVC, simple bold artwork and a joke the target audience gets right away. PVC holds up to rain, mud and repeated handling better than thread, which makes it a good match for gear that actually gets used outdoors. It also works as a gift for a pilot, a gamer or a friend who still quotes the original meme.