What Now Bitches Morale Patch

Embroidered Morale Patch

The What Now Bitches patch from Mil-Spec Monkey puts a blunt, two-line message on your plate carrier, pack or cap. Morale patches are unofficial: troops, shooters and gear collectors wear them to add some humor or personality to their kit. This design began as a request patch made for a military group. It measures 3 x 1.75 inches and has a hook backing, so you can move it between any loop panels you own.

Features

• Fully Embroidered Design — The lettering is stitched in thread rather than printed, so it holds up to handling and repeated removal.
• Tan Twill Base — The block lettering is brown thread on a tan woven twill background, a muted palette that sits well with coyote, khaki and multicam gear.
• Green Merrowed Border — A merrowed edge, a tight overlock stitch wrapped around the perimeter, frames the patch in green and keeps the edges from fraying.
• Sewn-On Hook Backing — The back carries the hook half of a hook-and-loop fastener, which grips any soft loop fabric panel.
• 3 x 1.75 Inch Size — At about 7.6 x 4.4 cm it fits standard loop panels on vests, packs, sleeves and caps.
• Rounded Rectangle Shape — Rounded corners are less likely to catch or peel up than square ones.
• Removable And Reusable — Peel it off and swap it to another piece of kit whenever you like.

Fit And Attachment

The patch attaches to loop fabric, the soft fuzzy side of hook-and-loop. Plate carriers, chest rigs, assault packs, uniform sleeve pockets and tactical caps often have loop panels for exactly this purpose. If your gear has no loop panel, you will need a loop-faced adapter or a patch panel to mount it. This is a commercial morale patch from Mil-Spec Monkey, not an official military insignia.