102nd Chairborne Ranger Morale Patch
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Description
Keyboard Commando Patch
The 102nd Chairborne Ranger Morale Patch from United Defense is a joke at the expense of the internet expert who has never left his desk chair. A morale patch is an unofficial patch worn for humor or personal flair rather than rank or unit, and this one takes the familiar unit-crest layout and swaps the insignia for computer symbols. It suits anyone who knows a keyboard commando, or has been called one, and wants a laugh on their pack, cap or plate carrier.
Features
- Parody Unit Crest — White lettering across the top reads 102nd Chairborne Ranger, with Keyboard Commando on the red chevron below.
- SFOD Designation — The center reads SFOD, spelled out as Special Forums Operator Delta, on a gray computer mouse.
- Unit Motto Scroll — A yellow banner carries the motto "I Read It On The Internet" across the mouse.
- Tech Symbol Artwork — A yellow USB icon, a blue Bluetooth mark and a white WiFi symbol stand in for the usual daggers and wings.
- Crossed Rifle Silhouettes — Two gray AR-pattern rifles flank the mouse in the style of a traditional infantry crest.
- Raised Molded Detail — Lettering and artwork stand up from the face in relief, so the design reads clearly from a distance.
- Hook-And-Loop Backing — The back carries the hook side of a hook-and-loop fastener, which grips the fuzzy loop panels sewn onto most tactical bags, caps and vests.
- 2 x 3 Inch Size — At 2 x 3 inches (about 5 x 7.6 cm) it fits standard patch panels without crowding a name tape or flag.
Size and Attachment
The patch is a shield shape with a rounded top and a pointed base, finished in black with a red border. Because it attaches by hook-and-loop, you can press it onto any loop field and peel it off again to move it between a backpack, range bag or hat. The product photos show it alongside a matching loop panel cut to the same outline, and mounted on the loop panel of a backpack.
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Funny patch fits my backpack perfectOrdered this for my range bag and it came quick. The stealth look is nice and it sticks good on the velcro.
Cool design
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Wearing It ProudlyOkay, I'll admit it: I spend way too much time on r/guns and r/ar15 reading about gear I don't own yet. Saw this patch and immediately knew I had to buy it. The Special Forums Operator Delta designation is chef's kiss the USB, Bluetooth, and WiFi symbols are perfect, and "I Read It On The Internet" is basically my life motto at this point. The hook-and-loop backing is solid (doesn't peel off after a few uses like some cheap patches), and the embroidery is clean. Slapped it on my range bag and got exactly the reaction I wanted my buddies lost it. One guy said, "That's too accurate, man." The patch is 2" x 3", which is a good size visible but not obnoxiously huge. It's the kind of patch that makes you laugh every time you see it, and honestly, if you spend any time in the gun community online, you are the 102nd Chairborne. Might buy a few more to give as gifts.
At $2.34 on sale (originally $5.95), this is a steal.
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Exactly what I wantedOrdered this last week and it arrived yesterday. Perfect for my tactical vest collection. The design is crisp and clear, no fading or blurring at all. This is my third patch from them and they never disappoint.
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looks good on my vestgot this for my riding vest and the colors pop pretty good on black denim. showed up in like two days in a little padded mailer which was nice. the chairborne ranger patch is good quality and stitched clean, no loose threads or anything.
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Hilarious patch, gets laughs every timeIf you know you know. This patch is perfect for the armchair warriors in your life. Bought two, one for me and one for my brother in law who thinks hes special forces becuase he watches youtube all day.
Makes a great gag gift
Well made patchNone really