Uzis Floozies and Jacuzzis Morale Patch

The Uzis Floozies and Jacuzzis Morale Patch is a retro designed morale patch, inspired from the Soldier of Fortune Magazine "Uzis, Floozies, Jacuzzis" 6th Convention pin from 1985.

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PATCH-00232

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Description

Features:

  • Retro Style Morale Patch Inspired by Soldier of Fortune Magazine 6th Convention Pin
  • 3D Style PVC Patch
  • Velcro Material Sewn On Back - Ready to Attach to Jackets, Hats, Gear with Velcro Fields
  • Dimensions: 3.75" x 2.65" (approximate)
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Perfect patch. Bling out ur bag. or your ...
Review by Keepshooting Customer
If ur bag is getting enough velcro this is the pig to make it. The shading in the rubber is really good and adds some pop to ur pig!!!!!
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Perfect patch. Bling out ur bag. or your ...
Review by Keepshooting Customer
If ur bag is getting enough velcro this is the pig to make it. The shading in the rubber is really good and adds some pop to ur pig!!!!!
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Great Patch
Review by Keepshooting Customer
I like patch. Nice material quality for this kind of item
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Perfect addition to my backpack!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
The velcro patch stays put and it looks amazing! It’s an all-black PVC patch with raised black printing and the white detail pops against the dark background, so I was pleased with the look of it. For some reason, the patch doesn’t make me hungry for popcorn. Maybe I just don’t like it that much, though. Who knows? Overall, I think the patch is a great addition to my messenger bag! Thanks for the awesome product!
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Awesome Patch
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Awesome! My fiancé really likes it!
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The Morale Patch is PRECIOUS!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Looks as if this Morale patch could handle the DIRTY WORK!!! SPEC-OPS MOTTO "Be all you can be"! Love it!! Looks as if he is doing a YAHOO. Hooo Ah! All I need is a black body suit with gold crotch wets! HAWHAW!
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Bitchin patch!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Boss Bitches patch!!! Excellent patch for your hat or backpack or whatever you want! It comes out of the packaging a little sticky, but just give it a few seconds to flatten and it will stick well. Also if you ever need to remove it you just give it a little bit of heat and it will come right off, no damage to the material or color! I have used this patch several times and still look great. Excellent craftsmanship. Thanks For the Patch!!!
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5 Star
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Awesome product. 221-17 was made to honor those with Alzheimer's/Dementia that were police officers, and EMS's
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Love
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Looks great. It does not stay stuck on my hunting bag. Has fallen off once. But, other than that, awesome.
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Five Stars
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Awesome quality patch, great colors, feels nice on my Maxpedition kydex. Very pleased with this product!
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Just like the pictures! Great Patch
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Well made. Very colorful. Very happy. Recommend. I bought two more.
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Sweet patch
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Love it. 100% as advertised and more. 4* across the board for great experience!
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Fun
Review by Keepshooting Customer
This patch is perfect. Quality product and colors match their bdu colors.
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Amazing detail, very vibrant colors
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Very nice and durable, my favorite Morale Patch I have. I use it for myself, and people constantly want to take a closer look. Looks just like it did when I received it, 6 months ago.
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Quality
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Awesome quality and design for the money
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It's really great quality
Review by Keepshooting Customer
This has really good velcro on it and the embroidery is awesome
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It's perfect!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
The design quality is great and its super well made, super happy with this patch. If you have an emotional support pig you have to have this patch!
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My Favorite...so far!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
As someone who has collected Morale Patches for over a decade, the overall quality and quality of the PVC patch itself really stands out from other "novelty patches". If you have any questions about this purchase or how to put it on, do not hesitate to contact me. (I own and operate military morale patch business so i know my stuff!)
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Pretty Cool Patch!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
The best 4 inches you can own!
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Love this sturdy and high quality product!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
I bought this for my boyfriend and he LOVES it. It’s a perfect size, the hook and loop is nice and thick, and it fits well on his backpack. It is the perfect little sentimental thing to have on his stuff. I’m glad it is what I expected it to be and highly recommend it. It’s definitely something you can see and feel being well-made.
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A nice surprise
Review by Keepshooting Customer
This was my favorite part of the uniform when I served and a part I miss dearly.
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Awesome patch!! Excellent quality. Wish I ...
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Awesome patch!! Excellent quality. Wish I could have found one that didn't say Vets Matter. Just wanted the quote. But otherwise great patch. I just wrote black magic marker over the parts I didn't like.
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Fave MMA shirt I’ve bought
Review by Keepshooting Customer
This has quickly become my favorite MMA shirt I’ve bought! Very durable so it’s lasted me 2 years of hard grappling sessions, teaching and tournaments. I highly recommend
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Boss man shark patch for morale
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Awesome for embroidery
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Looks cool!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Looks really good. Great for nurses
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great quality, a fan from 8 year old and 50 year old men alike
Review by Keepshooting Customer
got one, got more! Excellent quality. Perfect as pct and awesome morale staple
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Exactly as expected
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Perfect!
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Bout Time!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
My life would be a lot less exciting without ghosts in it. Thankfully they're not always creepy... and my ghostdog (with her paw flipped to say hi!) helps make sure I stay exciting enough. So, when you need your exciting increased you just go ask that sweet dog and I guarantee it will increase! BAM BAM GRAGAGRUNNINGSAMBAM!!!! *high intensity gun running soundtrack plays as drones shake around gunrunning mission under neon yellow blinking UV lights to simulate brights. Highest fps cameras around while dark floors get lighter, signaling last second turning or jut when you need to stop or get close.* NEGATIVE ONE!!!!! OUCH MY SHOULDER HURTS!? Why? you scared me that's why!! Negative Five!! Wait... who's holding that gun? Oh that's her. Why is she holding a rifle? It looks heavy, why does she look bored? Oh, negative ten. I better grab my side arm, oh crap that is way to close and oh god... shoot, no... is he gonna take that... oh he shot at me too... that's cool.... yeah.... aint no friend of mine.... Ah what do you need kid, a referee for your battleground with ghosts? I am The Ghost Protector. I will protect you, oh man, you guys look pretty busy, better get my vest on... yeah man... come on... they look serious... don't worry though, i have something... better be ready to run and gun, get a bit away from those... OH MAN! They just jumped me!! Gasp..... my... shoulders.... hurting again.... GAAH OH CRAP!!! No, No.. wait! Is that the song... of... friendship... and.... running? YEAH!!! OH SHI-... YEAH!!! RUN AND GUN! YEAH!! Negative twenty.... scared my muscles so bad... man I hope my face is more serious than my defense... hmm this better not... negative.. that looks too intense. No negative twenty one
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I like my pet rabbit but she won't wear it... yet
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Its well made and pretty vibrant
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Awesome quality for the Price.! Well constructed.
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Love this company.! Always high quality for an amazing price.!
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