Uzis Floozies and Jacuzzis Morale Patch

Retro 80s Morale Patch

The Uzis Floozies and Jacuzzis patch from Mil-Spec Monkey brings back a piece of mid-80s gun culture. Its design is based on the pin from the 1985 Soldier of Fortune Magazine 6th Annual Convention, reworked by guest artist Joshua Johnson in a Nagel-style pastel look. It is a morale patch, a non-regulation patch worn for personality and humor, and it suits anyone who wants something louder than a flag on their plate carrier, range bag or hat.

Features

• Molded PVC Construction — The patch is cast in flexible PVC rather than embroidered, so the raised colors hold their shape and shrug off rain and dirt.
• Hook Fastener Backing — A sewn-on hook panel, the stiff half of a hook-and-loop closure, grips any soft loop field without glue or stitching.
• 3.75 x 2.65 Inch Size — At about 3.75 by 2.65 inches (95 x 67 mm), it fits standard loop panels on most carriers, packs and caps.
• Soldier Of Fortune Heritage — The artwork draws on the 1985 Soldier of Fortune 6th Annual Convention pin, a nod to the magazine's convention years.
• Joshua Johnson Artwork — Guest artist Joshua Johnson redrew the design for this version with clean linework and a 1980s Nagel-style finish.
• Pastel Color Scheme — A pink border frames a light blue striped field, with a bikini-clad pin-up holding an Uzi in jacuzzi bubbles.
• Bold Red Lettering — "Uzis Floozies Jacuzzis" runs across the right side in raised red brush-style text that reads at a distance.
• Octagonal Cut Shape — The clipped-corner outline stands apart from round and square patches on a crowded loop panel.

Construction And Fit

The patch is one piece of molded PVC with the hook backing sewn on, so there is no adhesive to peel or fail. It attaches to any loop-field surface, including plate carriers, range bags, packs and hats with a loop panel. Because it is hook-backed, you can move it between kit as often as you like.