Uzis Floozies and Jacuzzis Morale Patch

The Uzis Floozies and Jacuzzis Morale Patch is a retro designed morale patch, inspired from the Soldier of Fortune Magazine "Uzis, Floozies, Jacuzzis" 6th Convention pin from 1985.


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  • Retro Style Morale Patch Inspired by Soldier of Fortune Magazine 6th Convention Pin
  • 3D Style PVC Patch
  • Velcro Material Sewn On Back - Ready to Attach to Jackets, Hats, Gear with Velcro Fields
  • Dimensions: 3.75" x 2.65" (approximate)
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Bitchin patch!
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Boss Bitches patch!!! Excellent patch for your hat or backpack or whatever you want! It comes out of the packaging a little sticky, but just give it a few seconds to flatten and it will stick well. Also if you ever need to remove it you just give it a little bit of heat and it will come right off, no damage to the material or color! I have used this patch several times and still look great. Excellent craftsmanship. Thanks For the Patch!!!
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5 Star
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Awesome product. 221-17 was made to honor those with Alzheimer's/Dementia that were police officers, and EMS's
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Looks great. It does not stay stuck on my hunting bag. Has fallen off once. But, other than that, awesome.
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Five Stars
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Awesome quality patch, great colors, feels nice on my Maxpedition kydex. Very pleased with this product!
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Just like the pictures! Great Patch
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Well made. Very colorful. Very happy. Recommend. I bought two more.
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Sweet patch
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Love it. 100% as advertised and more. 4* across the board for great experience!
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This patch is perfect. Quality product and colors match their bdu colors.
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Amazing detail, very vibrant colors
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Very nice and durable, my favorite Morale Patch I have. I use it for myself, and people constantly want to take a closer look. Looks just like it did when I received it, 6 months ago.
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Awesome quality and design for the money
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It's really great quality
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This has really good velcro on it and the embroidery is awesome
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