I Come I Fuck Shit Up I Leave Morale Patch

Embroidered Morale Patch

The I Come I Fuck Shit Up I Leave patch from Mil-Spec Monkey puts a blunt three-line mission statement on your kit. A morale patch is a small, unofficial patch worn on gear to show some personality, and it is a long-running habit in military, law enforcement and shooting circles. At 3 x 2 inches, this one fits on a pack, jacket or plate carrier without crowding the patches you already run.

Features

• Fully Embroidered Design — The lettering is stitched into the patch rather than printed, so it has raised texture and no ink layer to peel.
• 3 x 2 Inch Footprint — It measures 3 inches wide by 2 inches tall (about 7.6 x 5.1 cm), a compact size that leaves room for name tapes, flags and other patches.
• Sewn Hook Backing — The hook half of a hook-and-loop fastener, the stiff side of what most people call Velcro, is stitched to the back so the patch presses onto a loop panel and peels off when you want to swap it.
• Tan, Brown and Olive Colorway — Brown block lettering sits on a tan woven field inside an olive green border, tones that match coyote and other earth-tone gear.
• Clipped-Corner Shape — Angled corners and a stitched border give the rectangle a finished edge with no sharp points to snag.
• Three-Line Layout — Large type for "I Come" and "I Leave" frames a smaller middle line, so the phrase reads clearly from a distance.
• Mil-Spec Monkey Design — Designed and made by Mil-Spec Monkey, a commercial patch maker rather than an issued military item.

Fitting and Placement

The patch needs a loop field, the soft fuzzy panel found on many plate carriers, packs, bags, range jackets and caps. It does not clip onto MOLLE webbing by itself, so if your gear has only webbing, add a loop panel first. Because the hook backing is sewn on, you can move the patch between items as often as you like.