I'm Essential Ralph Wiggum Morale Patch

Ralph Wiggum Morale Patch

This Tactical Gear Junkie morale patch puts Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons next to the line "(Chuckles) I'm Essential," a play on the well-known "(chuckles) I'm in danger" meme. A morale patch is a humor or personal-statement patch worn on kit rather than a rank or unit insignia. This one is for anyone who wants to show some personality on a pack, plate carrier or cap. It measures 2 x 3.5 inches and has a hook-and-loop back, so you can swap it on and off as often as you like.

Features

• Embroidered Construction — The artwork and lettering are stitched in thread, which holds up to handling better than a printed design.
• 2 x 3.5 Inch Size — The rectangular format fits standard patch panels on most packs, carriers and hats.
• Hook-And-Loop Backing — The hook side of a Velcro-style fastener is on the back, so the patch presses onto any loop-faced panel and peels off when you want to change it.
• Merrowed Black Border — A tight overlocked edge wraps the perimeter to stop fraying and frame the design.
• Ralph Wiggum Artwork — Ralph appears in his blue shirt and maroon pants with a wide-eyed grin against a red background.
• "(Chuckles) I'm Essential" Text — Bold black lettering sits to the right of the character and stays readable at a distance.
• Made In The USA — Tactical Gear Junkie produces this patch domestically.

Fit and Attachment

The patch attaches to any surface with a loop field: the fuzzy fastener panels sewn onto many tactical backpacks, rucksacks, plate carriers, operator-style caps and vehicle headliners. A lot of MOLLE gear (packs and carriers with rows of nylon webbing for mounting pouches) also has loop panels for ID and morale patches. If your item has no loop field, you will need a loop-backed adapter or patch panel to mount it.