Don't Poop On Me Patch

Gadsden Parody Morale Patch

The Don't Poop On Me Patch from Tactical Gear Junkie swaps the coiled snake of the Gadsden flag for a grinning poop emoji and rewrites the motto to match. It's a morale patch, the kind of humor piece people wear on packs, caps and range bags. A hook backing lets you move it between any gear with a loop panel in a few seconds.

Features

• 2 x 3 Inch Size — At 2 inches high by 3 inches wide (about 5.1 x 7.6 cm), it fits standard loop panels on caps, packs and jackets.
• Hook Fastener Backing — The back carries the stiff hook half of a hook-and-loop (Velcro-type) closure, so it presses onto any soft loop panel and peels off when you want to swap it.
• Full Embroidered Design — The artwork and lettering are stitched in thread rather than printed, so the design has raised texture and won't flake off.
• Gold Background — A gold-yellow field with black text echoes the color scheme of the Gadsden flag the design parodies.
• Grinning Poop Emoji — A brown emoji with white eyes and a toothy grin sits above the line "DON'T POOP ON ME" in bold black capitals.
• Merrowed Border — A tightly overlocked gold edge wraps the perimeter and keeps the patch from fraying at the corners.
• Made In The USA — Tactical Gear Junkie makes the patch in-house in Winchester, Kentucky, without outsourcing.

Made in Kentucky

Tactical Gear Junkie embroiders this patch at its own shop in Winchester, Kentucky. The hook backing attaches to hats, bags and jackets that have a loop fastener panel. If your gear has no loop field, you'll need a loop panel or an adhesive loop strip to mount it.