Want To Touch My Weiner Morale Patch

Hot Dog Humor Patch

This Tactical Gear Junkie morale patch puts a cartoon hot dog front and center, pointing with both gloved hands under the line "Hey Baby, Want To Touch My Wiener?" It is a gag piece for the hat, pack or patch board where you keep your less serious kit. Morale patches are the unofficial side of tactical gear, a way to add personality to a loadout without changing how it works.

Features

• Fully Embroidered Design — The artwork and lettering are stitched in thread rather than printed, so the colors hold up to handling and washing.
• Cartoon Hot Dog Artwork — A red sausage in a tan bun with a yellow mustard zigzag points at the viewer with white cartoon gloves.
• Ring Lettering — "Hey Baby" arcs across the top and "Want To Touch My Wiener?" runs around the bottom in gold thread.
• 4-Inch Round Format — The circular patch measures 4 inches, large enough to read across a room and small enough for most hat and pack panels.
• Merrowed Border — A thick maroon overlock stitch wraps the edge, sealing it so the patch does not fray or curl.
• Hook Fastener Backing — The back carries the hook half of a hook-and-loop fastener, so it presses onto any loop panel and peels off when you want to swap it.
• Made In The USA — The patch is produced in the United States.

Fit And Attachment

The hook backing mates with the loop fabric panels found on tactical caps, plate carriers, backpacks, jackets and patch display boards. If your gear has no loop panel, you will need a sew-on or adhesive loop patch first. The cream background and maroon edge give it a retro diner look that stands out against coyote, OD green or black gear.