The Lord Tells Me He Can Get Me Out Of This Mess Patch

Dark Humor Morale Patch

This round embroidered morale patch from Tactical Gear Junkie carries the line "The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess" around its rim and finishes with an uncensored punchline across the bottom. A morale patch is an unofficial patch that soldiers, shooters and gear collectors add to packs, plate carriers, hats and range bags to show some personality. The language is crude, so this one belongs on your own kit rather than anything you wear to the office.

Features

• Fully Embroidered Design — The artwork and lettering are stitched in thread rather than printed, so the design keeps its texture and won't peel or crack.
• Merrowed Edge — A tight overlocked thread border wraps the outside of the patch to keep the edge from fraying.
• Round Format — The circular shape sits neatly on a hat panel, a pouch face or a block of loop field on a pack.
• Black Background — A solid black field matches dark gear and lets the lighter thread work stand out.
• Gray, White And Blue Thread — Gray and white handle the hair, face and text, and bright blue stripes of face paint give the design its only spot of color.
• Character Portrait Center — The middle shows a long-haired, bearded figure with eyes squeezed shut, framed by an inner gray ring.
• Full Quote Lettering — The setup line runs in an arc across the top, and "But" and the punchline sit stacked at the bottom.

Embroidery and Layout

Every element is stitched, from the outer border to the strands of hair falling across the figure's face. The text is in a plain block typeface you can read at a distance, and the two-ring layout keeps the quote and the portrait clearly separated. Because the palette is mostly black and gray, the patch works on black, coyote, OD green or camo gear without clashing.