Wooden Spoon Survivor Morale Patch

The Wooden Spoon Survivor Morale Patch is a high quality and fun patch from 5ive Star Gear, ready to apply to your gear that has any loop surface. Made from a 3D style PVC method, the words on this patch really pop with the color choice.  You'll get a big smile every time you see this patch and so will those around you as everyone can relate to being a Wooden Spoon Survivor!

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  1. Wooden Spoon Survivor Morale Patch
  2. 3D Style PVC Patch
  3. Ready To Install - Velcro On Back
  4. Dimensions: 2.5" x 2" (approximate)
  5. UPC: 690104519821
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Looks good
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Looks good on his tac bag. Hasn’t fallen off after 2 days
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Awesome Patch, Fun Stick on a Vest
Review by Keepshooting Customer
My patch is the perfect representation of humor. I’m a police detective and am having fun sticking it on a vest, shirt, anywhere I feel it suits me. Definitely fun and definitely keeps a smile on my face every time I look at it!
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Sticks well
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Well worth the price. The patch is thick, sticks well and easy to sew on. I sewed mine on the collar of my airsoft vest
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Five Stars
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Love this patch. Great velcro on it and the colors stand out and catch the eye from far away
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Wicked Awesome!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Awesome looking pilege patch, as soon as I seen it on my friends pack that he bought from BDT its like wanted to buy one for my pack too but it wasn't available. Then one day I went back to look and it was available so right then and there I bought one and I'm very satisfied with it!! Thank you for this very nice and wicked bad ass pilege pack, your welcome from Scott Zeller :) "the grumpy soldier
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Cool item. Nice price for a PVC Morale patch
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Cool item. Nice price for a PVC Morale patch. Looks cool on jacket or bag
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Review by Keepshooting Customer
Super well made quality product. Will not come apart and sticking to anything but velcro like its suppose to! Looks super rad on my laptop as of today...hope it lasts!!!!! Very recommended product
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Very Nice, Looks Nice on Jacket
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Looks like what I was expecting. Nice item, high quality
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Great quality
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Very good quality
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Review by Keepshooting Customer
Looks great on my jacket
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