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Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch

The Bad Choices Make Good Stories Patch from 5ive Star Gear is a square PVC morale patch with raised dark grey lettering, outlined in white, on a black field. A scroll ornament splits the phrase, and the type is set in a western-style serif. It measures about 2 x 2 inches and has a hook backing, so it presses onto any loop surface and peels off again when you want to swap it. The PVC resists stains and wipes clean with soap and water. It suits anyone who wants some humor on a cap, pack, plate carrier or jacket with a loop panel.

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Description

PVC Morale Patch

This 5ive Star Gear morale patch carries the line "Bad Choices Make Good Stories" in raised, western-style serif lettering. Morale patches are the personal touch on otherwise plain kit, and this one adds some humor to a cap, pack, jacket or plate carrier. It is a small square with a hook backing, so you can move it between pieces of gear whenever you like.

Features

  • Molded PVC Construction — The patch is cast from flexible PVC plastic instead of embroidered thread, so it holds its shape and does not fray at the edges.
  • 3D Raised Lettering — The dark grey letters stand up from the black background, and each one is outlined in white so the phrase reads clearly.
  • Hook Backing — The back is covered in the stiff hook half of a hook-and-loop fastener, which grips any soft loop panel and peels off when you want to swap patches.
  • Compact Square Format — It measures about 2 x 2 inches, a size that fits small loop panels on caps, sleeves and pouches.
  • Scroll Divider Detail — An ornamental scroll separates "Bad Choices" from "Make Good Stories" and matches the western look of the type.
  • Stitch-Pattern Border — A grey dashed border runs just inside the rounded edge and frames the design.
  • Black And Grey Colorway — The low-contrast black, grey and white palette sits well on black, coyote or OD green gear.
  • Washable Surface — The PVC resists stains and cleans up with soap and water.

Fit And Care

The patch attaches to any loop surface, including the loop panels on tactical caps, backpacks, plate carriers and many field jackets and shirts. Clothing without a loop panel needs a loop strip sewn on first. When the PVC face gets dirty, scrub it with soap and water and let it dry before you put it back on.

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  1. Auston

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    5ive Star Gear delivers another solid morale patch

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    PVC construction, roughly 2x2, Velcro backing on the rear so you can slap it on a plate carrier or range bag right out of the package. The lettering is crisp, no bleed in the molding, and the dark-on-dark colorway looks way more tactical in person than the product photos let on. I compared it side by side with the NEO Tactical Gear version I picked up last year and honestly the 5ive Star feels a touch thicker and the edges are cleaner. For under five bucks shipped you really can't beat it.

    Stands up to weather and washing

    Wish it came in a glow or IR variant

  2. Dezmon77

    Nice!

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    Love this patch!
  3. S.Hartwell

    Awesome

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    Okay so I was adding stuff to my cart to hit free shipping (you know how it goes) and saw this patch for like four bucks. Threw it in not thinking much. Gave it to my husband when it showed up and he genuinely cackled... apparently it sums up his entire 20s. He stuck it on his range bag immediately next to a Punisher patch and some other one I don't understand. Quality seems fine to me, it's rubbery and feels sturdy, and the velcro on the back actually grabs onto stuff which I guess isn't always a given with cheap patches? Anyway great little stocking stuffer or add-on gift for the gun guy in your life.

    Hilarious gift

  4. Clayvon U.

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    Great Bad choices good stories patch for the price. Really good value.
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