Too Fat To Run Will Fight Instead Patch

Self-Aware Morale Patch

This Tactical Gear Junkie morale patch reads "Too Fat To Run" across the top and "Will Fight Instead" across the bottom, framing a heavyset, bearded operator in full kit. A morale patch is the unofficial, often humorous insignia people put on packs, plate carriers, range bags and caps. This one is for the shooter who knows his cardio is not his strong suit and is fine saying so.

Features

• Embroidered Construction — The artwork and lettering are stitched in thread rather than printed, which gives the patch raised texture and detail.
• Two-Line Slogan — "Too Fat To Run" arcs over the top banner and "Will Fight Instead" runs along the bottom, both in black block capitals.
• Detailed Operator Artwork — The central figure wears a helmet with a headset and a plate carrier loaded with pouches, and holds an AR-style rifle.
• Subdued Earth-Tone Palette — Olive, tan and brown thread with black outlining keeps the patch in line with green and coyote gear instead of standing out against it.
• Merrowed Black Border — A thick overlocked edge, stitched tightly around the perimeter, frames the design and helps keep the edge from fraying.
• Shield And Banner Shape — Curved scroll banners top and bottom wrap a round center panel, a traditional unit-patch silhouette.
• Tactical Gear Junkie Design — Part of the brand's line of humorous morale patches made for the shooting and tactical community.

Where It Goes

The patch suits the patch panels found on plate carriers, backpacks, range bags and tactical caps, as well as jackets and shirts with a sleeve panel. The earth-tone thread works best against OD green, coyote, ranger green and multicam gear. It also makes an easy gift for a range buddy who will laugh at it rather than take offence.