Never Go Full Potato Patch

Fuel Gauge Potato Patch

The Never Go Full Potato Patch from Tactical Gear Junkie is an embroidered morale patch, the kind of non-regulation patch people add to packs, hats and range bags for a bit of humor. It is cut in the shape of a lumpy potato and stitched with a fuel gauge running from E to F, with the red needle sitting up near full. It suits anyone who collects morale patches or wants a light joke on their kit that the people around them will get.

Features

• Potato-Shaped Die Cut — The patch follows an irregular potato outline instead of a standard circle or rectangle, so it stands out among other patches.
• Fuel Gauge Design — A black arc with tick marks and bold F and E letters forms the gauge face across the front of the potato.
• Red Needle On Full — A bright red stitched needle points toward F and contrasts sharply with the tan background.
• Potato Skin Detailing — Small brown curved marks across the face mimic the eyes and blemishes of a real potato.
• Full Embroidery — The entire design is thread-stitched rather than printed, giving it raised texture and solid color coverage.
• Merrowed Border — A dense brown overlocked thread edge wraps the outline to keep the patch from fraying.
• Cotton And Polyester Construction — The patch is made from a cotton and polyester blend of thread and backing fabric.
• Plain Fabric Back — The reverse is bare woven fabric with no hook-and-loop backing, so it is meant to be sewn in place.

Construction and Backing

The design is embroidered onto a woven cotton and polyester base, then finished with a merrowed edge, a tight wrapped stitch that seals the cut outline. Because the back carries no hook fastener, plan to stitch it onto a hat, jacket, bag or a separate patch panel. The tan, brown, black and red thread palette sits comfortably on coyote, tan and earth-tone gear.