If I Tell You I Have To Kill You Patch

The If I Tell You I Have To Kill You Patch is a modern take on a retro patch that sends a very strong message. Make sure others know you don't talk about what you do, or there will be consequences for everyone.

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PATCH-00071

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Description

Features:

  • If I Tell You I Have To Kill You Patch
  • Includes Hook Fastener Backing
  • Ready to Install on Hats, Bags, Jackets, or Other Gear
  • Dimensions: 3.5" x 4"
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Awesome
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Love it!!! Great quality and color is true to pic. Good buy!!! Will be buying more
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Sell patch out man!!! You are too old for the skate board life bro!!!! Great patch though!!!!
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Great patch bro... the dude in his mid thirties who does not get enough vitamins is rocking it out on the side of his hat
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Perfect patch
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Exactly as advertised, arrived quickly, was exactly as pictured. Great!
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Awesome patch! Perfect
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Very high quality. Stitching is superb. The image and colors are as represented. My military friend is going to be stoked! He collects morale patches, and this will be one of his favorites.
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Looks good! Nice patch for my pack! Good ...
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Looks good! Nice patch for my pack! Good quality!
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High quality
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Looks awesome on my dads jacket
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Perfecto! Cierto?! :)
Review by Keepshooting Customer
A great representation of that cool surfing turtle.
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It’s perfect
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As advertised
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great morale patch for Army
Review by Keepshooting Customer
really funny, got lots of comments. Definitely worth the price!
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Five Stars
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Pure quality
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Great morale patch
Review by Keepshooting Customer
I bought this patch for my german Shepherd's combat medic harness and it looks great! My boy was a medic in his former life so this patch fits perfectly with the rest of his gear!
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This patch will get you talked about for the rest of the night! (even in the dudes' bathroom)
Review by Keepshooting Customer
100% love. My hubby is an Army Infantry Veteran (USMC Journey man) of multiple deployments, and every guy (marines, Army, Navy, ect) in the guys bathroom wanted to hear his stories, while we took turns staring at this thing and getting into trouble with him!
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As Described
Review by Keepshooting Customer
I had this patch on my first rucksack when in uniform with 25th Sig. The patch was the mark of a bad ass 11 Bravo! Very happy and humorous at the same time
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Well made, good quality
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Looks great, well made, great detail. Arrived fast, no complaints!
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GOTRAC
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Recipient loves it.
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Well made patch.
Review by Keepshooting Customer
I got this patch for myself, my husbands old retired special forces friend is now the manager at taco bell in montana (go figure). He's really never been able to leave that profession. He has several patches on the vest but I didn't know what else to get him. This fit the bill perfectly, we had a good chuckle about the joke when he got it for christmas.
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GREAT PRODUCT
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The service was great as expected
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Worth the purchase
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Very well made and perfect to go on my everyday gear
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Excellent Quality Patch
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Awesome Quality! My patch came with two velcro attachments for different backpacks, and had great detail! This makes a great bday gift for any dog lover!
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Five Stars
Review by Keepshooting Customer
awesome looking patch!
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It’s a thing of beauty!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
This is a really well made patch. Great detail and the coloring is awesome! My only complaint is the amount of static the material makes. But that is more of a issue for me and I probably could have prevented it. All in all it is a awesome and highly recommend. If I could have only onepatch, this would definitely be it! (well that and my Magnificent Seven: patch collection!) LOL
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Gotta love a Sgt Snuggles patch.
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Blows other dog patches away. Quality, fast shipping, came on time and the quality and attention to detail is second to none. Bitchin my dude. Get some! You know you want it. LOL! No doubt the quality here is one reason our pups clothing gets stolen more than any others. People love Sgt Snuggles! Wanna make my pup the talk of the town? Gift him a bitchin Sgt Snuggles Patch! I don't want to give away the punchline but trust, if you love animals this patch makes a hell of a humorous conversation piece! Love ya pup! We get a big t-rex badda-boom smile each time we show off our cool patch. Cheers mate. Love,
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Five Stars
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Funny and useful...googd product!
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Nice quality patch
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Good patch for car. Good quality as I was noticing after looking closer, better quality than some other name brand patches I have
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Nice sturdy Velcro
Review by Keepshooting Customer
I was a Navy corpsman and it is a good sturdy material. Very fast delivery, well made and easy to read even if not right in front of you
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Laugh out lout funny! Perfect for dogs and people who enjoy fire fighting!
Review by Keepshooting Customer
I received the actual Patch with full Embroidery! Lots of bling going on! Perfect quality! Just like all other genuine branding patches you'd buy for you dog or vest
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Five Stars
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Great
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Very high quality patch and well worth the purchase
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Got the tactical look, great color. I bought this patch because my coyote friend stole a toy from me while on a trail run, so my patch was a must. Well received when others get a glimpse of my cool looking patch on my leashes. LOL. Thank you Monkee Supply Co. for the fast and quality service. Keep up the great work. I am already looking for a patch that I can send your way to sell. Thank you!
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Good stitching, I like
Review by Keepshooting Customer
The m/s people seem to really enjoy them. I also have given out a couple to officers as to give a different flavor than a normal velcro patch
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Love these!!! Got one on my trauma kit and ...
Review by Keepshooting Customer
Love these!!! Got one on my trauma kit and also one on the my Tavor (Savage) for good cause (not in that dark black hole)???????? Good quality well made fast delivery???????? Great patch
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