If I Tell You I Have To Kill You Patch

Embroidered Morale Patch

This Mil-Spec Monkey morale patch puts the old line "If I tell you, I have to kill you" around a fighting knife, in muted desert tones that sit well on tan, coyote and multicam gear. A morale patch is a non-regulation patch worn for humor or personal identity rather than rank or unit. It suits anyone who wants to add a bit of attitude to a pack, plate carrier, range bag or cap without a bright patch standing out against the rest of the kit.

Features

• Fully Embroidered Design — The lettering, knife and border are all stitched in thread rather than printed, so the detail is raised and won't flake off.
• Classic Secrecy One-Liner — "IF I TELL YOU" arcs across the top banner and "I HAVE TO KILL YOU" runs along the bottom.
• Fighting Knife Centerpiece — A double-edged knife with a crossguard and three-hole grip runs vertically through the center of the patch.
• Desert Colorway — Khaki field, brown banners and knife, and light tan lettering give a low-contrast look that blends with earth-tone gear.
• OD Green Border — An olive drab (OD) green stitched edge outlines the whole shape and finishes the outer edge cleanly.
• Shaped Banner Outline — A round center with curved scroll banners above and below follows the traditional squadron-patch layout.
• Mil-Spec Monkey Design — Made by Mil-Spec Monkey, a brand known for morale patches in subdued colors made for use on tactical gear.

Design And Colors

The layout copies the round, double-banner shape of military squadron insignia, and the colors are the earth tones used on desert-pattern gear. Khaki twill shows through the center around the brown knife. The tan lettering is legible up close but quiet from a distance. Choose it for kit in coyote, tan or mixed-earth camouflage, where a high-contrast patch would look out of place.